When you go around the office for an hour asking who is still eating lunch because it smells so good and then…
You look down and realize you’ve been smelling the food that spilled on your clothes from over an hour ago.
Signs of Being a Fatty #3.5
When nobody bothers to tell you about the globs of food on your clothes because obviously a fatty like me will always have food on his clothes.
A moment ago, I heard an ice cream truck from a distance. Instantly, I jumped up from my seat, dropped my papers, GASPED loudly, yelled “IS THAT THE ICE CREAM TRUCK?!”, and then RAN to the window to find the truck.
After not being able to find him/her for about 30 seconds, I turned around and the entire office was staring at me blankly.
Why am I the only one? Why.
1. When you go to remove the scarf you’ve been wearing all morning (during a meeting) and shards of frosted sugar come pouring out from that donut you ate earlier.
And then you proceed to eat those shards of frosted sugar.
