GPOYW: Melanie Fiona is sweet as hell and I was fully composed even though Greg (pictured) said I had to take a loud audible breath before I started talking to her and maybe I kind of insulted her by saying that I was sad she didn’t sing “Sad Songs” but in response she said she would sing it when she comes back on tour and then I died

edition. 

OH MAI GAAWD I’M SO EXCIIITED!!!

OK so I’m seeing her tonight. I am one of 300 people that managed to snag tickets to this intimate concert. Apparently there is a concert, a meet and greet, and then I get an autographed CD. 

IKR:

But I literally shut down when I meet celebrities. One time I met a local news reporter at a party and I totally shout-talked to him while insulting and complimenting him all in one sentence. It was like, “OMG YOU’RE ON TV AND I WATCH YOU AND WOW YOU ARE LIKE SO SHORT AND TOTALLY GAY OH BUT YOU’RE REALLY NICE AND OMG WHAT AM I SAYING RIGHT NOW.” Obviously he quickly ran away from me. 

Let’s not do that again. What should I say to her? I was thinking of playing it cool, but also banji diva-like a la Tamar Braxton… 

She’ll totally love me. 

“Wrong Side Of A Love Song” - Melanie Fiona 

The title says it all. 

And I don’t wanna be without ya
Cause I can hardly breath without ya 
This is what it feels to be the one standing left behind
How did I become the wrong side of a love song? 

“Sad Songs” - Melanie Fiona

In keeping with that summratime vibe… here Melanie shows her chops off over a chill reggae beat.