How homosexual is it that I just made this bow from scratch for a gift? I can’t cook for shit but I can wrap the fuck out of a gift.

BTW, that is Erykah Badu’s eye from an ad I found in DETAILS magazine.

Super gay, right? Good.

“No Love” - Erykah Badu

When I first met you
I could hardly see
But now I’m blind, for real, baby
I wish you knew how to rescue me
Da-de-ya-dup-dub-dub-day
From this misery

“Stay” (Live) - Erykah Badu (Covering Chaka Khan)

I can jam so hard to this song in the shower. Forrill. That last high note in the second verse? Yeah, that’s me.

It fits, but you can’t make it work
Where there’s pain, there’s got to be hurt
…
We are blind to fate, that’s liiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIFE

“Green Eyes” - Erykah Badu

My eyes are green, cause I eat a lot of vegetables
It don’t have nothing to do with your new friend

“Think Twice” - Erykah Badu featuring Roy Hargrove

“Maybe we oughta think twice… before we start something nice.”

“Your Precious Love” - D’Angelo and Erykah Badu

I’m normally disappointed in covers of classic songs, but these two sound great together. I think Marvin and Tammi would be happy.

FUUUUUU.

Erykah Badu concert with N.E.R.D. & Janelle Monae. Friday, May 28th, 8:00pm.

Why am I just finding out about this concert today? Ticketmaster doesn’t have any tix available, and other sites say the show is sold out. $105 for a ticket in the back of the Orchestra section? Hmmm. WUT TO DO?

This concert would be AMAJING.

“Hollywood” - Erykah Badu

I love Rufus & Chaka Khan and all, but I’m really feeling this cover that came off of the Bamboozled soundtrack.

Another gem.

Oh, what’s that? Oh, you thought I couldn’t hear you talking shit about my headwrap, through my headwrap? Mmmm… but where are your trophies?