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GPOYW: OMAIGAHT GUESS WHAT U GUISE RICH AND I FINARRY WON THE PING-PONG DOUBLES TITLE AFTER 21478929 ATTEMPTS YAYAYAY TEAM KOREA HWAITING!!!11!11!ONE  *^____^*

(Additional related gifs for such a momentous achievement)

Despite getting smeared in the quarterfinals of the singles tournament, I somehow managed to shake away the nerves (thanks Stella Artois) and spank the guy who beat me (and his girlfriend) with Ray in the doubles tournament last night. It’s a silly little tournament held at a gay sports bar, but yo we won that shit. 

And yes, we were those huge nerds who brought their own paddles. And yes, I had a sweat band. And yes, I kind of look like this when I play: 

GO TEAM WHOREA!