#COMPLETE NERD STATUS
So as if being Kato on Halloween and KONG FOO POSING like this wasn’t bad enough:

I went ahead and decided I would actually make a replica of Kato’s throwing dart out of a Sharpie marker so that I could write “LOSER” on Esther’s face. But in the back of my head I kind of thought, “Well, if I work my game I could write my phone number on people’s hands with my marker dart!” 

Number of times I wrote my number on someone’s hand that night: 0.00
How I feel about myself: 0.00____00.0

#COMPLETE NERD STATUS

So as if being Kato on Halloween and KONG FOO POSING like this wasn’t bad enough:

I went ahead and decided I would actually make a replica of Kato’s throwing dart out of a Sharpie marker so that I could write “LOSER” on Esther’s face. But in the back of my head I kind of thought, “Well, if I work my game I could write my phone number on people’s hands with my marker dart!” 

Number of times I wrote my number on someone’s hand that night: 0.00

How I feel about myself: 0.00____00.0

OH HERRO. MY NAME-IH IS KATO. HEPPY HARROWEEN.

OH HERRO. MY NAME-IH IS KATO. HEPPY HARROWEEN.