I like shit. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-11810670-1"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @choronda)http://choronda.tumblr.com/<p>how juicy Nick Lachey’s lips are</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuq57q8lqC1qzxwie.jpg"/></p> <p>until now.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/285495142http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/285495142Tue, 15 Dec 2009 21:40:00 -0500seei'm watching sing-offshut up<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kupr0qgJo71qzyz6go1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You’re such a shit head now, srsly.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/285113305http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/285113305Tue, 15 Dec 2009 16:43:36 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://choronda.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/285055643/tumblr_kupoo5QLmR1qzyz6g&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>“Gay Messiah” - Rufus Wainwright</p> <p>Just cuz.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/285055643http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/285055643Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:52:53 -0500<a href="http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local-beat/DC-Same-Sex-Marriage-Bill-Passes-as-Expected-79320177.html">More than just a drunk "state": Go DC </a>: <p>Oh, and Marion Barry is a huge shit head. And I bet you that dude shitting on H Street was him.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/285029596http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/285029596Tue, 15 Dec 2009 15:27:00 -0500<p><a href="http://blog.kiamatthews.com/post/284912871">kiamatthews</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Federer crying after losing to Rafa at the Australian Open</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuphkyqfjd1qz7tfd.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Aww, but I love smug assholes.</p> <p>Rafa is a punk-ass monkey-faced bitch.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/284916258http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/284916258Tue, 15 Dec 2009 13:23:31 -0500<img src="http://18.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuoeq0z3ca1qzz03uo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chinabu.tumblr.com/post/284160381/crazy-fucking-chills">chinabu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>crazy fucking chills.</p> </blockquote> <p>oh how i used to love this crazy b.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/284708468http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/284708468Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:35:54 -0500<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kung1itin91qzxwie.jpg"/></p> <p>Some coworker just gave me a Christmas mix CD to play for the upstairs studio on my computer. I want to set this CD on fire and shove it down his throat for thinking I would enjoy such a mix. Um, Taylor Swift? Christian rock bands? Natalie Grant? WHAT THE SHIT. This has got to be the worst mix I’ve ever touched with my own two hands. I’m so offended right now.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/283305248http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/283305248Mon, 14 Dec 2009 10:53:11 -0500missionary coworkers are not coolat all<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://choronda.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/280974726/tumblr_kugku04zf01qzz03u&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><a href="http://chinabu.tumblr.com/post/278044546/notorious-b-i-g-teaches-lil-kim-queen-bitch">chinabu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Notorious B.I.G. teaches Lil Kim (Queen Bitch)</p> </blockquote> <p>This is my cell phone ringer.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/280974726http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/280974726Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:54:07 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kukamdseSE1qzz03uo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://chinabu.tumblr.com/">chinabu</a>)</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/280799424http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/280799424Sat, 12 Dec 2009 18:11:55 -0500<img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuk2t2cX711qzyz6go1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>YESSSSSS. XBOX 360, here I come.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/280612197http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/280612197Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:12:38 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://choronda.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/279295160/tumblr_kui96sPUVG1qzyz6g&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p>“Let It Snow” - Boyz II Men</p> <p>Yeah, I did it. SO?! Can I help it if I like a song that is “seasonal” and has four black men harmonizing to an R&B beat? NO. So there.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/279295160http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/279295160Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:35:16 -0500you're just jealous you can't sing like wanyaleave me alone i like this shitsorry it's not avant garde or hipster or gully enoughbe lucky it's not avant<p><a href="http://dramaqueen79.tumblr.com/post/279155872/kimbap">dramaqueen79</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I have been convinced to make this for a holiday party tonight……I have never attempted anything with seaweed! I am sure I will be hilarious to watch while I make this.. But it will be damn good. You are welcome, Rich. Ray, you can’t have any ;)</p> </blockquote> <p>HOW VERY. You were the one asking me what the hell it was in the first place! “Oh, some asian bitch was eating something and I had some and it was awesome. What is it? I think it’s KIM ROP?”</p> <p>AND, not only did I tell you how to make it off of rote memory, I gave you a link on how to make KIM BAP (kim bop, kim bahp).</p> <p>Don’t try me little Miss Hillbilly. Do not.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/279234301http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/279234301Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:27:00 -0500kv has lost her mother effin mind<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuhy9zrVmC1qzyz6go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>LEARN IT, BIAs.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/279092167http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/279092167Fri, 11 Dec 2009 11:39:35 -0500<img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuhv52lTKK1qz8yy5o1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/279035642/danielholter-for-matt">themattsmith</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://danielholter.tumblr.com/post/279031828/for-matt">danielholter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>For <a href="http://themattsmith.tumblr.com/post/279029735/ok-screw-you-guys">Matt</a>.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>SNAP! I can still read music. I know shit’s basic, but yay!</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/279042641http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/279042641Fri, 11 Dec 2009 10:44:04 -0500<img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kughn6wVeI1qzyz6go1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sidewalk, Paris - Andre Kertesz</p> <p>Gotta love Andre.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/277966302http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/277966302Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:42:42 -0500<p><a href="http://wontonburritomeals.tumblr.com/post/277585677/why-do-i-keep-doing-this-to-myself">wontonburritomeals</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Flip-cup Wednesdays are reminiscent of Kickball Tuesdays.  Oh and so are the morning after hangovers.</p> </blockquote> <p>Yeah, no kidding. Last night was a big mistake. Not only did I get obliterated at flip cup, I fucked up our potential win against the 2FFs. Then, in my drunken stupor, I was somehow persuaded to go to Jack’s. Dumb, dumb, dumb.</p> <p>My 1 mile walk to work had to be cabbed this morning. And that half-cold I was battling is now a three-quarters-cold.</p> <p>Decision fail.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/277606717http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/277606717Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:13:00 -0500<img src="http://17.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuejq14qKh1qzyz6go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GPOYW GirlI’mGivingYouBanji Edition.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/276479371http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/276479371Wed, 09 Dec 2009 15:32:25 -0500<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kue4q9WLuz1qzyz6go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Currently.</p> <p>I’m giving this a shot in hopes that it doesn’t suck as bad as his last album. So far so good.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/276177585http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/276177585Wed, 09 Dec 2009 10:08:32 -0500<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kudb86Mq4D1qaw41mo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://halfwaycinema.tumblr.com/post/275633872/the-shining-1980-1-11-48">halfwaycinema</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b><i>THE SHINING</i></b> (1980)</p> <p>[1:11:48]</p> </blockquote> <p>LOVE IT.</p>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/275771135http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/275771135Wed, 09 Dec 2009 01:23:42 -0500<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktmzd6q5SM1qzggzso1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://sade.tumblr.com/post/275231143/via-fuckyeahmarkronson-comeonson" class="tumblr_blog">sade</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(via <a href="http://fuckyeahmarkronson.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyeahmarkronson</a>)</p> #comeonson</blockquote>http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/275437557http://choronda.tumblr.com/post/275437557Tue, 08 Dec 2009 21:11:18 -0500