Dec. 21, 2011 at 10:32am with 60 notes
slut pollpeople can be decimal points too
CHORONDA’S SUPA PSYENTIFFICK SLUT POLL RESULTS So this completely flawed poll provided results that weren’t all that surprising. Basically, all of you are huge sluts that will burn in Satan’s asshole. NB4R, in my attempts to assess the sluttinness of this very small sampling of the online community (50 people), I drew comparisons to the national average (which varies depending on which source you reference). I went with one source that seemed semi-legit: the ABC News Poll / TNS American Sex Survey. Here’s a RILLY profeshunal Excel spreadsheet that shows both sets of data.  So, as you can see, the ladies are slightly less slutty than the gentlemen. I don’t know if I just attract sluts as followers, or if Tumblr is just a big slut bag, but you guys are certainly more slutty than the national average.  The reason why I asked for the time span of your sexual encounters was to get an average rate of partners per year. Of course the data is skewed because people enter monogamous relationships (allegedly) that can potentially span a majority of their sexual lifetime (lol), but I figured it would be a fun statistic anyway. It has no bearing on how much play you’re actually getting, but it does imply that some of you have a need to tap as many different asses as possible.  As stated, one of the reasons why I wanted to take this poll was because I wanted to gauge my sluttiness against my peers. Somehow, despite my efforts, I still fall short of the male average of 3.5 sexual partners per years. My lifetime partner count is a different story, however.  So, my points are: please keep being sluttier than me so I can feel better about myself, wrap your shit up, and don’t be a: 

CHORONDA’S SUPA PSYENTIFFICK SLUT POLL RESULTS

So this completely flawed poll provided results that weren’t all that surprising. Basically, all of you are huge sluts that will burn in Satan’s asshole. NB4R, in my attempts to assess the sluttinness of this very small sampling of the online community (50 people), I drew comparisons to the national average (which varies depending on which source you reference). I went with one source that seemed semi-legit: the ABC News Poll / TNS American Sex Survey. Here’s a RILLY profeshunal Excel spreadsheet that shows both sets of data. 

So, as you can see, the ladies are slightly less slutty than the gentlemen. I don’t know if I just attract sluts as followers, or if Tumblr is just a big slut bag, but you guys are certainly more slutty than the national average. 

The reason why I asked for the time span of your sexual encounters was to get an average rate of partners per year. Of course the data is skewed because people enter monogamous relationships (allegedly) that can potentially span a majority of their sexual lifetime (lol), but I figured it would be a fun statistic anyway. It has no bearing on how much play you’re actually getting, but it does imply that some of you have a need to tap as many different asses as possible. 

As stated, one of the reasons why I wanted to take this poll was because I wanted to gauge my sluttiness against my peers. Somehow, despite my efforts, I still fall short of the male average of 3.5 sexual partners per years. My lifetime partner count is a different story, however. 

So, my points are: please keep being sluttier than me so I can feel better about myself, wrap your shit up, and don’t be a: 

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  3. chrisfromarose said: I love you so much.
  4. gossipgirlonblast said: Damn. With all the time you spent creating this post, you could have added 2.6 partners to your tally. ;)
  5. toasterhaus said: Shit, I am way above average based on that data. Apparently I am a super slut.
  6. sleeplessinsouthie said: Wait, fewer than 3.5 partners per year? Do you live in a convent?