December 2009
62 posts
Sadly, The Best Email I've Received in 2009
Dear J-Archers, Those of you have nothing pressing on your desks can take the rest of the day off after 2PM, if you would like. This will be an unpaid leave if you decide to go. Happy New Year to each every one of you. SJ
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JOE LIEBERMAN THINKS INTERNET EXPLORER IS 'JUST... →
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I miss my friends and all
but I kind of love it when DC empties out.
Look at us. We look a hot ass mess. But how could...
kiamatthews:
We stay gangsta from sun up to sun down.
That’s Kelly (dramaqueen79) holding Olivia, the life-size doll and me smothering her/holding my cigarette up to her mouth. And peep the Slytherin scarf. Official Hogwarts, bitch.
As you may recall, Olivia was gifted to Juan (wontonburritomeals) at our Yankee Swap a few weeks ago, but bitch was acting up and she met an early end later that...
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Is it me or is everyone all kinds of cranky today?...
What’s really hood, bitch?
No srsly. Everyone calm the fuck down.
I am REALLY bad at names.
idonthavedreams:
to wontonburritomeals, I apologize. But to be fair, you an chordona (forever pronounced Kor-own-duh) ALWAYS reblog eachother and neither of you ever post photos of yourselves. I must rely on Kelly’s pics from beer pong night to put faces to a name.
Haha! I’m having trouble figuring out how “chordona” becomes kor-own-duh. Do you mean Kor-don-a? On the real...
Snow? What Snow?
wontonburritomeals:
While everyone else has off tomorrow, I’ll be at my desk at work. It’s not like we just got hit by a blizzard or anything. Ugh, so not happy. :(
I AM SO BITTER RIGHT NOW.
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Serious Bullshit →
get the fuck out
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“Playa’s Ball” - Outkast
You...
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The F Bomb
nailtipflips:
I just dropped about 5 of them…loudly because I was alone in my office. Unfortunately, boss man happened to walk in during # 4 or 5. I take it as a good sign that he laughed…
Oh snap. Would you be offended if I called you Madea from now on?
(^_^)
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“Choronda: Um…when was the last time you posted something on tumblr?
Me: ROR. ...”
– My friends are so nice and make me feel good about myself! (via ray-ray)
Realness.
Forgot how good this was →
dvrton:
and wish I could find on iTunes.
Didn’t you see Vicky’s reblog? That shit is so ninja.
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I never noticed...
how juicy Nick Lachey’s lips are
until now.
“Gay Messiah” - Rufus Wainwright
Just...
More than just a drunk "state": Go DC →
Oh, and Marion Barry is a huge shit head. And I bet you that dude shitting on H Street was him.
Best of 2K9: Smug Assholes Being Put in Their...
kiamatthews:
Federer crying after losing to Rafa at the Australian Open
Aww, but I love smug assholes.
Rafa is a punk-ass monkey-faced bitch.
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Revolting
Some coworker just gave me a Christmas mix CD to play for the upstairs studio on my computer. I want to set this CD on fire and shove it down his throat for thinking I would enjoy such a mix. Um, Taylor Swift? Christian rock bands? Natalie Grant? WHAT THE SHIT. This has got to be the worst mix I’ve ever touched with my own two hands. I’m so offended right now.
chinabu:
Notorious B.I.G. teaches Lil Kim (Queen...
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“Let It Snow” - Boyz II Men
Yeah, I...
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Kimbap
dramaqueen79:
I have been convinced to make this for a holiday party tonight……I have never attempted anything with seaweed! I am sure I will be hilarious to watch while I make this.. But it will be damn good. You are welcome, Rich. Ray, you can’t have any ;)
HOW VERY. You were the one asking me what the hell it was in the first place! “Oh, some asian bitch was eating something and I...
Why do I keep doing this to myself?
wontonburritomeals:
Flip-cup Wednesdays are reminiscent of Kickball Tuesdays. Oh and so are the morning after hangovers.
Yeah, no kidding. Last night was a big mistake. Not only did I get obliterated at flip cup, I fucked up our potential win against the 2FFs. Then, in my drunken stupor, I was somehow persuaded to go to Jack’s. Dumb, dumb, dumb.
My 1 mile walk to work had to be cabbed...
