February 2012
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Feb 9th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 1st
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January 2012
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Jan 30th
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Signs of Being a Fatty
1. When you go to remove the scarf you’ve been wearing all morning (during a meeting) and shards of frosted sugar come pouring out from that donut you ate earlier.  And then proceeding to eat those shards of frosted sugar. 
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Being Frank
For all of you single people (and not-so-single-people, evidently) out there that partake in online/app dating: Do you ever find yourself having embarrassingly shallow moments where you just want to be incredibly frank to people with shady photos trying to throw game your way? I’m not trying to hate on you seemingly nice guys (actually, maybe I am) but is it really that hard to make your...
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 5th
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December 2011
10 posts
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Slut Poll
In light of recent accusations of my sluttiness (uh, hello I am pure, innocent and a virgin), I wonder how I compare to the sluttiness of all you Tumblrs. How many different sexual partners have you had in your lifetime? Sexual partners include any individual you had any kind of sexual activity with. Making out does not count.  Indicate your gender and how many years you’ve been at it. Not...
Dec 2nd
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November 2011
8 posts
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 30th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 24th
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Nov 10th
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Nov 2nd
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Nov 1st
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October 2011
12 posts
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Oct 31st
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Oct 30th
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Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
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Oct 10th
September 2011
11 posts
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Sep 30th
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Sep 28th
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Sep 27th
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Sep 23rd
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WatchWatch
One of the greatest moments in Fresh Prince history.  *SNAP* Some day I will rise from these sad ashes and become a fully-realized OG Vivian Banks. 
Sep 23rd
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Sep 21st
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Robot Dance Embarrassment
I never prided myself on my robot dance abilities but for some reason my drunken roommate thought I was a pro. At this wedding I just went to in Long Island, he tested my skillz at the reception by lifting my elbow and pushed my forearm to see if it swung back and forth and of course it did… duh, that’s like the easiest part of the dance. Unfortunately, the DJ at the wedding also took...
Sep 20th
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