February 2012
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January 2012
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Signs of Being a Fatty
1. When you go to remove the scarf you’ve been wearing all morning (during a meeting) and shards of frosted sugar come pouring out from that donut you ate earlier.
And then proceeding to eat those shards of frosted sugar.
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Being Frank
For all of you single people (and not-so-single-people, evidently) out there that partake in online/app dating:
Do you ever find yourself having embarrassingly shallow moments where you just want to be incredibly frank to people with shady photos trying to throw game your way?
I’m not trying to hate on you seemingly nice guys (actually, maybe I am) but is it really that hard to make your...
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December 2011
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Slut Poll
In light of recent accusations of my sluttiness (uh, hello I am pure, innocent and a virgin), I wonder how I compare to the sluttiness of all you Tumblrs.
How many different sexual partners have you had in your lifetime? Sexual partners include any individual you had any kind of sexual activity with. Making out does not count.
Indicate your gender and how many years you’ve been at it. Not...
November 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
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One of the greatest moments in Fresh Prince history.
*SNAP*
Some day I will rise from these sad ashes and become a fully-realized OG Vivian Banks.
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Robot Dance Embarrassment
I never prided myself on my robot dance abilities but for some reason my drunken roommate thought I was a pro. At this wedding I just went to in Long Island, he tested my skillz at the reception by lifting my elbow and pushed my forearm to see if it swung back and forth and of course it did… duh, that’s like the easiest part of the dance. Unfortunately, the DJ at the wedding also took...